Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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