He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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