Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
