is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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