there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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