I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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