why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Is it because I queefed?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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