I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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