Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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