i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she pinky promised me she was 18
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
