im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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