Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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