some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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