You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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