I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize