I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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