Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize