He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
either way he was missing a nipple.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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