I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
