I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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