My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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