It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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