just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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