Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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