I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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