We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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