I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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