chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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