Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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