She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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