the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I woke up under a house in Key West
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