He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
tell me about the fingering
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