I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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