I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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