Sacagawea was the original milf.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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