More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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