I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
