he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It was a blind-side dick pic.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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