are you so shy because you have an std?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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