If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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