she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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