did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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