ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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