Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I need moral support for this bender
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
you made out with another girl for some wings
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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