Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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