Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.