Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.