I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
