i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Randomize