Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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