All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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