He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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