when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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