Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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