I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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