the condom got lost in my hair
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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