Three words: puerto rican gang bang
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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